As eggs-pected, the Egg Hunt will soon tumble into the three nations, signaling the sunny and sing-song onset of spring, kupo!
Won’t you welcome the wonders of this wickedly warm season with us by collecting copious amount of carefully-ordered initial eggs, kupo?
If you’re afraid of cracking your shell on the first try, start with an eggs-eedingly easy challenge—bring in bird babies brushed with the first three letters of your name! Once you’ve fried up your “First 3″ combination, feel free to find a moogle—much like me—and hand it over for eggs-eptional rewards, kupo!
We heartily hope you hunt down a panoply of these painted party favors and walk away with an abundance of amazing artifacts, for countless combinations exist, kupo!
What was that? Some skeptical speculators question how we could possibly amass this awe-inspiring amount of awards, kupo?
Then bury your beak in this hard-boiled tale of time travel and trickery and find out for yourself.
Pink petals have begun to drift upon the fresh late winter breeze, once again signaling that the Doll Festival is neigh.
The stifled squeals of girls unable to hide their anticipation add to the realm’s excitement as they spring out from homes and serenade passersby on the streets.
Further enhancing this season’s convivial air is the popularity of memorial dolls from the east being adopted for use in the festival. Yet for every glee-filled giggle emitted by children around this time of year, there should be an equal number of tears shed for the dolls forgotten and left gathering dust in back corner boxes. Should you feel even the slightest of watery swellings at the corners of your eyes while reading this, please, take your doll out of its box or basement and let it feel the refreshing early spring breeze and let her know you care.
Also, may the winds of fortune blow heartily upon Vana’diel’s little women, bestowing them with health and happiness in the coming year. Perhaps more would be blessed with good fortune if they were to spend more precious moments with their inanimate loved ones.
Dust off this account of one such doll that remained neglected for years and see what a little love and magic can do.
A lovely Valentione’s Day to you, kupo!
Each year, we ask for the aid of crackerjack confectioners—
No, that’s not right.
Give great gifts of succulent sweets—
No, that’s not it either.
My brain is mashed to mush, kupo!
Coquettish couples give grand gifts to express their enduring emotion for each other.
Some lovelorn lads and ladies even deliver delectable desserts to potential partners.
Were you aware that the amazing Atelloune, animal expert extraordinaire, has dutifully deduced that chocobos feel fondness just like people?
She is planning to present her probing research at a “collegiate conference.”
What’s a “collegiate”? A new snack, kupo?
Well, either way, Atelloune’s dramatic discovery is going to make a magnificent splash for able adventurers! This Valentione’s, I’ll be busy as a bee!
Read on for more about Clavauert’s disciple’s disciples!
Trick or Treat!!
Citizens throughout the three nations are once again donning their most terrifying garb, swarming the streets, and hungrily awaiting the arrival of adventurers from across the realm. Even the exorcists from far to the west are doing their part to add some spook to the season by holding the Wake of the Lilies once more. Don’t forget those hard-working MHMU moogles, either! They’ve been busy for days painting the towns blood-red, transforming them into haunted havens for harrowing hordes of hellions!
Yessiree, this year’s Harvest Festival is shaping up to scare the socks right o—stop the presses! This just in!
A trio of abominable aberrations has just appeared in Windurst that threatens to shroud this year’s festivities in utter darkness!
Read on for the ghastly details of two children’s close encounter with three witches’ familiars.
Cloppin’ along and down, down on the range, the MHMU once again steadfastly supports the fan-favored festivals of late summer.
This year, we have strived to set up a kupo-tacular barbeque bonanza for weary wanderers to kick back and insatiably ingest grilled goodies.
What a relaxing respite from everyday expeditions! And even more magnificent, this carnivalesque cornucopia is an optimal opportunity for us to reap rewards of glittering gil, kupopopo!
…Oh dear. My candid contemplations have sordidly sullied the MHMU’s remarkable reputation.
Never mind. One meager moogle’s momentary mistake is of no certain concern to an able adventurer. After all, our fatal flaw is an inferior inability to heartily hold dutiful deliberations, kupo…
“Dutiful deliberations?” You ponder, perplexed. Right as rain! I moderated moogle meetings to decidedly determine how to publically promote this exquisite extravaganza! Depressingly difficult, I assure you… Yet this wonderful where-it’s-at will surely satisfy your yearly yearnings!
Excitedly examine the magnanimous musings of our coordination committee, kupo!
Many may recall the Foundation Day celebrations a year ago which commemorated the revival of the Grand Companies of Eorzea. Though the current state of our nations is far from stable, the long-anticipated anniversary has arrived, and The Mythril Eye has prepared its latest musings on the merrymaking.
Read on to learn more.
As the heat settles like a stifling blanket over the city-states of Eorzea, we once again witness the appearance of scowl-bearing, flame-kissed balloons. Could it be that the hotter months will bring the return of those fiery abominations? Dive into the pages of The Harbor Herald, and soothe your burning curiosity.
Continue to the full article.
My lovelies, how’s life been treating you since we last met? Mumor is back to take the stage again. You can imagine that SSS preparations have been keeping her on her feet of late.
After last year’s fiasco where Mumor ended up missing her curtain call, She figures that this year she has to give it one-hundred and twelve-teen percent!
But Mumor has also dealt with some wild stuff these past few moons. Uka, bless her fur, says that Mumor has been dancing in her sleep? Doesn’t that just beat all!
While she may be twirling her nights away, Mumor won’t go so far to tell you, her adoring fans, that her preparations are complete and whole. Why, her three managers have been slacking off! They mess up her schedule, forget to contact the seamstress her outfit designs for this year’s festivities… It’s more chaotic than an out-of-tune orchestra! It looks like Demon King Ullegore isn’t the only one in need of a good punishment.
…Oh my! Would you look at the time! Mumor would love nothing more than to spend the day chatting, but these steps aren’t going to learn themselves!
Ready, Uka? Shining Summer Samba!!!
Want to get a front row seat for this year’s show? Find out how!