Continued from last week’s Beg, Borrow, and Doink. BlueMage has been taken captive and at the controls of the game’s debugger, is forced to do the will of his Tonberry master.

Adventurers fight tirelessly in service of the realm, but all work and no play makes for weary travelers. Patch 2.51 offers all the chance to relax in the Manderville Gold Saucer, an exciting new attraction now open to the masses!...
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If you can’t get into Heavensward the old fashioned way (luck) perhaps you can beg, borrow, or hack your way into the game. That seems to be blue’s plans until things take an unexpected turn.